25. September 2008 · Comments Off · Categories: Links, News, Ramble

I’m guessing many readers here heard the story of the critic who got pulled from reviewing his city’s orchestra. It was all over the news. Today it’s in the New York Times:

For years the classical music critic at The Plain Dealer of Cleveland has taken shots at the conductor of his hometown orchestra, saying he lacks musical ideas and brings little life to many of the works he conducts. Supporters of the orchestra, one of the world’s best, and even some players have long complained about his opinions regarding the maestro, Franz Welser-Möst.

You can read the full article here.

A lot of bloggers have written about this, as have news writers. What I’ve read is generally supportive of the reviewer. Some are even horrified by what has happened. Me? I’m just an oboe player. What do I know?

I’ve not read Mr. Rosenberg’s reviews. I do recall reading, probably well over a year ago, how he didn’t like Welser-Möst. That seemed to be common knowledge. And it did make me wonder, even back then:

Can a reviewer give an even-handed review when he doesn’t care for a conductor? Or is it that the conductor is so bad he never even deserves anything but a negative review? What about a composer? Sometimes a reviewer makes it quite clear what he or she thinks of a particular composer and it isn’t good news. Can that reviewer come at a work of that composer with open ears? (I read one review where a reviewer bashed a new work. Then, in another review, it became clear that he really didn’t like that composer. At all. Hmmm.) And what about a performer? One reviewer called a player in our orchestra the finest player (of that instrument) in the Bay Area. Will he hear that musician as anything but great?

I’m not making any sort of judgment here. I’m honestly just wondering. We are all human, after all —even the critic is human, yes?— and our prejudices are our prejudices. We like some things (brussel sprouts). We don’t like others (tomatoes). I wonder how they color a critic’s review, how they affect a critic’s ears, and how those critics deal with such things.

Now I do also wonder … if Mr. Rosenberg has never given Welser-Möst anything but a horrendous review, I wonder why he’d ever want to go to another concert conducted by the man. Wishful thinking? I dunno. I guess I should read some of his reviews. Maybe they weren’t even all negative.

It would be interesting to ask some Cleveland orchestra members what they think. I’m always fascinated to read reviews of my own concerts and then compare notes to what we on stage felt. Sometimes we think a reviewer is spot on, sometimes it seems that the reviewer was in a bad mood, and sometimes it seems that a reviewer is getting fed information from someone. Oh, but you can guarantee that the orchestra will probably run the gamut too. That’s always amazing to me. I’ll think a conductor is fantastic, and as I’m walking out of the hall someone else will be saying something about how horrible he or she was. Another time I’ll be miserable, and others will be in heaven. Go figure.

Ah yes … “inside information” … I’ve read a few reviews recently where information that was only known by those on the inside is included in the review. This makes me nervous. Would a reviewer really call musicians prior to a performance to get the scoop on something? (Not always musicians on the stage, but someone who is in the know.) I wonder.

I could never be a critic. I don’t have it in me. I’m not sure what is required to get one’s “license to critique” (I don’t believe you have to have been a professional musician, but is some music degree required? Is it just “good ears” … and how does one know his or her ears are better than the norm?) but I know I don’t have it. I like to think I have a pretty good ear, but I read reviews and think, “I must be missing something there.”

Well, okay, I’m missing something more than just “there”. Again, I refer you to OldBoeBrain. That will forever remain my excuse.

But speaking of the brain, my head feels as if it’s already on the mend. Whew! I’m still not ready to conquer reeds, but I’m at least able to breathe more comfortably.

Yesterday I was having vision issues, but I chalked it up to my reading glasses; I know they need replacing. But today I have “The Headache”.

Sigh.

I can barely move, as any little movement makes it pound like you wouldn’t believe. It’s pretty much a “can’t do anything until it’s gone” thing, except that I have things to do and I can’t not do them. I teach this afternoon, and I have symphony this evening. One time when I had one of these I had to play, and every time I wasn’t playing the pounding was so bad I had to put my head between my legs, fearing I’d pass out from the pain. (I also got yelled at by a fellow musician who thought I was reacting to his playing. That was fun.) So this morning is going to be spent either back in bed or on the couch. I can’t really do much on the computer; that hurts too.

Ah well. We all have our trials, yes? It’s just that this, being my blog, allows me to whine to readers. (Sorry!) I’m going to try a bunch of Advil once I can stomach some food, and see if that helps at all. (Yes, I had migraine meds, but they did absolutely nothing every time I tried them so I gave up on them.)

Guess I can spend the morning listening to music if my brain can handle it. We’ll see!

anyway, i detested oboists with a vengeance. there was this pattern in our school as well, that all oboists were sweet, pretentious and the biggest backstabbers in band, along with their good friends the trumpeters and the clarinetists. so, while working on my composition for MEP, i totally excluded the [profanity excluded] instrument and wrote in my introduction that was to be submitted to Cambridge that “I have not included an oboe part for personal reasons.” which was frankly, zero loss to me and my composition.

Well, okay … you can’t really turn “two turntables and a microphone” into something else and still be cool and witty and all that jazz. But no one things I am cool and witty so there you go!

But I’m home from two rehearsals with a free dinner thrown in in the middle. Nice.

And I’m home in time to enlarge my mind by watching … drum roll … Project Runway!

Yeah, I really watch it. So sorry to disappoint any of you who had thought of me differently. But what can I say? I like watching people create fashion. I only wish they would design for the classical musician who lives in black. Wouldn’t that be nice? Maybe something versatile so we’d have several looks or something?

Of course about six months ago I was thinking they should be designing mother of the bride outfits.

I’m so selfish. :-)

24. September 2008 · Comments Off · Categories: Links, Opera

Met to offer online service for opera lovers

NEW YORK (AP) — Legendary performances at the Metropolitan Opera of “La Boheme” with Luciano Pavarotti and “Otello” with Placido Domingo will soon be available over the Internet for the first time.

The Met plans to offer online subscriptions to 120 audio recordings and 50 full-length videos of performances through its Met Player service beginning October 22nd.

Users will be able to listen to and watch 170 full-length operas, including recent high-definition broadcasts.

Subscriptions will cost $14.99 a month or $149.99 per year.

On the Net: * www.metplayer.org/preview

I read it here.

24. September 2008 · Comments Off · Categories: BQOD, Ramble, Symphony

This is a BQOD I just found:

I wrote an identical message last October; this makes year #4 of consecutive decisions by our symphony leadership to omit from their holiday program the performance of Handel’s masterpiece The Messiah. For the fourth consecutive year, people, the SLSO apparently still isn’t up to performing it for a scant weekend during the Christmas season. We in StL–and the symphony–better start worring now that our patrons will entirely forget who Handel is, let alone remember the sounds of one of the best classical (or any) musical work of all time.

The blogger who wrote this clearly believes Messiah (no “The” in the title) to be a Christmas work, and one that should be performed annually.

I do enjoy playing Messiah, but to do it every year would, I fear, grow mighty tiring. In addition, I see it more as and Easter work than a Christmas work. I do frequently play the sing-along event at the California Theatre, and yes, they do it in December, but I’ve rarely done it otherwise. I think San Jose Symphony (RIP) did it for a few years in a row, but it was finally nixed. I doubt anyone who knew it will “entirely forget who Handel is”, but of course I’ve been wrong before ….

In Other News
I’ve been doing EH work this morning. Reeds are always so cooperative in my little house! We’ll see what they think of a stage, though. There’s really not a lot on this first program that is soloistic, but there is one solo in the Ellington where I am all alone for the start of the solo. Next set is when I have a lot of notes: we are doing La Mer. So I pulled that out as well, and it’s interesting to see how the fast licks are still in these old fingers, having not played it for so long. I’m not a huge Debussy fan. There’s just something about him I don’t connect with; I’m not sure what that’s about but there you go. Still, I do as I’m told, so Debussy it will be.

When you train classically, it’s like oiling the gears in your body. If you go ahead and sing pop music after that, it’s like pouring sand over those gears. We are not allowed to sing pop while we are training as classical singers — so no more karaoke.

-Natalie Aroyan

So is it simply impossible to do “pop” singing if you do opera? Or is it that opera instructors and singers don’t care for the music after singing opera? I’m not a singer, so I haven’t a clue.

(And yes, I’m a little quieter now. Work has begun. That means I can’t be putting things up here in that crazy, somewhat frighteningly obsessive way I managed to do in the summer.)

23. September 2008 · Comments Off · Categories: Ramble

I spent the entire day at UCSC. I met with oboists, and then listened to the orchestra auditions for woodwinds and brass. I’m pretty darn tired, but it was great to see and hear some fine players.

I did a stupid thing, though: I neglected to get all the oboists who played for me to give me their email info! Oh dear! I’ve managed to locate all but one. (So Mr. Specht, if you read this blog, please contact me!) We had the largest turnout of oboists ever. How exciting is that?!

Tomorrow SSV begins, and I move from principal oboe and Tchaikovsky’s Eugene Onegin to English horn and Ellington’s River Suite and selections from Prokofiev’s Romeo & Juliet Suites 1, 2 and 3. A wee bit of a change, don’t you think?

Ever heard an Oboe? I have. For 2 long years. For hours on end. If I never heard an Oboe, Picalo, or Flute again my life would be complete. You see, I had a Music Theory Grad Student renting from me once. End of story.

23. September 2008 · Comments Off · Categories: BQOD, Huh?

A POPULAR Lancashire orchestra with a tongue-twisting title is bidding to raise its profile – by dropping its name.

For the past 12 years Sinfonietta, the county’s only professional orchestra, has built up a fantastic reputation among concert goers.

But now bosses of the 40-strong group, which includes members of the London Symphony Orchestra and the Halle, feel a change is needed.

General manager Fiona Sinclair said there was a lot of pride in the name but the fact that many people struggle to pronounce Sinfonietta, which means ‘small symphony orchestra’, is putting some off booking tickets.

Oh yeah. That’s really difficult to pronounce all right. Or maybe not.

But what IS in a name, anyway? Does it really matter? Hmm. Maybe so. Check out this BQOD:

I’ve also really hit it off with the oboe player in the orchestra. She’s the only person in the orchestra who hangs regularly with the cast members, probably because she’s also an actress and has been in shows with some of them. The first words she ever said to me: “You remind me of me.” Wow. Really? I remind a girl of herself? I decided then and there that I really had to get to know this girl. We don’t get a lot of time to mingle, though, since I’m always backstage and she’s always in the pit playing her oboe. (I don’t know if I can handle a long-distance relationship!) But unlike the girls in the cast, when I’m talking to the oboist I don’t have to worry about whether or not we’re “in character.” There’s just one problem: her name. I wouldn’t normally write a girl off because of her name, but in this one particular case, it actually might be an issue.

23. September 2008 · Comments Off · Categories: Awards, Links, News

The recipients, who must be citizens or residents of the United States, join 756 who have been named fellows since 1981. Each gets $100,000 a year for five years, with no strings attached. Calling the recipients is “the best hour of the year,” Mr. Fanton said.

Most of the winners, who are singled out for their creativity and their potential for making important future contributions, are familiar primarily to experts in their own fields, although a few in the arts have reached larger audiences: for example, Alex Ross, 40, a music critic for The New Yorker and the author of a cultural history of 20th-century music, “The Rest Is Noise”….

$100,000 a year for five years? Geesh, that’s simply beyond my comprehension. Congratulations, Mr. Ross!

The Columbus Symphony Orchestra and its musicians agreed to a new contract Monday that will get the 57-year-old symphony back to performing at the Ohio Theatre.

In a joint statement, the orchestra board and the union representing its 53 full-time musicians said the three-year contract cuts wages and benefits by about $1.3 million per year. The contract also shortens the season from 46 weeks to 31 in the first year and 38 weeks thereafter.

“We musicians tend to call this a lifeboat contract,” said Jim Akins, orchestra committee chairman. “While it’s certainly not a model contract by any stretch, it’s better than treading water.”

Read more here.

I honestly thought that they would suffer the same fate as San Jose Symphony. So while they might not be happy with the cutbacks, they can be happy they didn’t have to endure what we did, that being the death of a symphony with no possibility of resurrection.

It’s true we now have Symphony Silicon Valley, but the amount of work isn’t anywhere close to the job we had before. Am I grateful for SSV? You betcha. But it isn’t what we had.

So congratulations to Columbus and best wishes for a great year!

Update

Well, well, well … it doesn’t really work … um … well … does it?:

OUCH!

I’d just love to hear this:

Residents of northern Los Angeles County are not grooving to this music.

Lancaster city officials said this week that they’re paving over a quarter-mile strip of asphalt grooved to play the William Tell Overture when auto tires speed over it.

The road was completed this month as part of an ad campaign for Honda. It’s engineered to play the overture — also known as the theme to “The Lone Ranger” — at perfect pitch for motorists driving Honda Civics at 55 mph.

But neighbors aren’t amused. One says the road music sounds like a high-pitched drone. Another says it keeps him and his wife up at night.

Lancaster officials plan to pave over the grooves Tuesday.

I read it here.

Of course I’m guessing they skip everything but the “Lone Ranger” theme. But what a kick! (I can certainly understand why it would be annoying, though.)

… but can she make an oboe reed?

Seriously, though, this young flutist was eight years old when this was made? Fine. I’m humbled. Again. (I didn’t know what an oboe was when I was eight years old!)

Odd

22. September 2008 · Comments Off · Categories: Ramble

I wonder why I have a sort of “yodeling song” in my head. I don’t know what it is, but I’m sure it’s something I’ve heard before. But where did it come from. And why?