(again)
I was stupid.
… and was paying too much attention to the CD I had put in while I was cleaning my oboe, and pulled the swab too far into the upper joint. It’s stuck.
How should I get it out?
This is such a common question, and this is why I use a cotton swab. (See the first swab here.) This swab can’t go all the way through, and really can’t get stuck. Some cotton swabs are smaller and do get stuck. Some of those cotton swabs are also awfully stiff. Mine is a very soft cotton swab. (In black!) I love it. Silk swabs are incredibly easy to get stuck (which is why I have a handy dandy swab remover here at home to help rescue students). I used to use silk swabs. My oboe swab got stuck in the oboe right before a solo. The English horn one got stuck when I was about an hour from home and my husband graciously drove all the way up to hand me my swab remover. (Thanks, Dan!)
In any case, if you get a swab stuck, take it to someone who knows what they are doing. Do not try to force it out. Do not stick a drill in the end to try and get it out (really, I’ve heard about someone doing this!). Do not have your band director pull even harder to see if he or she can get it out (heard that one too). Just call me. Or your teacher. Or that good oboe repair person.
Trust me.