oboeinsight

I’m a musician. I’ve been a musician for years. I’ve been a professional musician since 1975. That’s a long time — longer than some readers have been alive!

And still I can sometimes have doubts and fears. This should come as no surprise to anyone in this business; nearly all of us experience this at times.

What non-performers may not know is how this can hit at any time. Any where.

As I was sitting in the pit yesterday, playing the opera, I thought, ‘WHAT am I doing here?! Who ever thought I knew how to play oboe?” And of course I’m thinking this as I’m playing my part. Go figure. That voice … silly silly voice … suddenly thinks, “I don’t know how to finger this note!” or “Have I ever seen this part before?” It’s a mean little voice, really. Nix the “silly”.

Ah well.

We just deal with this kind of thing. I know the voice can be heard at the most random moments, but I just carry on and figure it’ll get weaker as I play. At the same time, I wonder if one day I’ll yell out, “I can’t take it any more!” We’ll see.

(This is why, by the way, we need to practice until the fingers just go on, no matter the negative voices or brain freeze that happens.)

When I was at the Imani concert the horn player gave a pre-concert talk. Toward the end he said something that cracked me up. He said that he has this idea … that when he knew he was going to retire he would just let out the most obnoxious and horrible horn sound and then exit the stage. Oh how many of us think we just might someday yell out, “I’m OUTA here!” and exit stage left. Or … okay fine … stage right if you feel like it! :-)

In a survey just conducted by Classical Archives (www.classicalarchives.com), the ultimate online destination for classical music, over 20% of the respondents said they love classical music because it relaxes them and acts as a stress reliever in their hectic lives. The survey suggests that classical music, more than rock and pop, is able to calm the nerves in tough times.

Here is the full roster of results to the survey, which asked:

Why do you think you love classical music?

60.2% – It is simply the best music there is

20.3% – Relaxes me when life is stressing me out

9.0% – My parents played classical music at home growing up

7.6% – I’m a freak for culture

2.9% – It is a great aphrodisiac

I received that news in an email from Classical Archives. I think I was supposed to be thrilled.

Mostly I don’t care.

BUT … yeah, you knew there had to be one, didn’t you … it seems to me that when someone says they love classical music because it helps them de-stress they are usually the sort who use it as wallpaper. They aren’t really listening. It’s not really about the art, but it’s about the nothingness or something. Maybe I’m wrong. I wouldn’t mind being wrong!

I’d rather people use my cream of carrot soup to de-stress. Okay? Or chocolate. Milk chocolate.

I know some women play music for the babies they are expecting. And now you can have that baby listening to music day in and day out. Amazing, eh?

Lullabelly Prenatal Belt is what the thing is called. Really.

Why does this just crack me up?

… and the thing is so attractive too, don’tcha think?