Someone on eBay is selling a Marigaux oboe. I love my two Marigaux oboes, and would gladly purchase another if I had unlimited funds. But the one I am reading about is especially exciting, and I would like to ask all of you to send me money so I can purchase it. Please.

Why?

Well … look what THIS one comes with:

All Thrill keys requried by a professional are there.

Well, sure “required” was misspelled. But I’m sure it really does come with all thrill keys and, I have to tell you, I really am a thrill seeker.